Emergency

THE WORLD IS IN CRISIS. IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR AN EMERGENCY ESCAPE PLAN, YOU'LL FIND IT IN THIS BOOK.

Jason Fine, Rolling Stone magazine

With the same sharp eye, wit, and fast-paced storytelling that made the bestsellers "The Game" and "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star" stand out, Neil Strauss takes us on a breathless journey into the heart of darkness as he struggles to escape the system. This is the story of a world full of dangers - and how to survive in it.

• How to protect yourself from inflation, hackers, and Celine Dion;
• Why getting a Brazilian woman pregnant could save your life;
• The life-saving properties of toilet tanks.
• How to survive snipers, dirty bombs, and salad bars;
• "Gone with the Wind" as an asset protection guide;
• How to become immortal.
• Why you should think of the zoo as a restaurant;
• Proper care for contestants in the "Miss Hawaii" pageant;
• Where to swim across the border;
• The motorcycles of the apocalypse.
• Mental health instructions for airline passengers;
• The secrets of escaped criminals;
• Billionaires' advice on birth control;
• Birthday clowns you should avoid.
• Five steps to a tax-free life;
• The art of disappearing;
• Rules of etiquette in death cults;
• How to turn your credit card into a knife;
• Your chances of dying a horrible death;
• How to escape pursuing cars - and many more things - all in this book